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Books, Shows, Cute boys??? Even cuter girls??? Yes, please. Bands. Books. Did I say that already? Yes I did. Whatever though because books man, yeeee. Anime; yes, absolutely. I'm a precious being who likes sunshine and cake. What is this bio any more omg. I guess my blogs cool. I mean I'm pretty rad so why wouldn't it be?

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

igotshitiwannasay:

frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

for the first time in my life ive found something i may like about vampires

1. Your place is in the kitchen. If you somehow manage to find work outside of the home, it is because you fucked the interviewer.

2. You cannot participate in sports because no one will want to watch you play. Unless your uniform is a sports bra and spandex.

3. ‘You are not like other girls’ is the best compliment you can receive. Other girls are your enemies because they are your competition. Not in landing a job, but in landing a husband.

4. Homosexuality is okay in pornography. Love and marriage with someone that is of the same sex as you is not.

5. You were asking for it. Despite the fact that he was your friend, despite the fact that you were too inebriated to say ‘yes’, despite the fact that you were passed out. You were asking for it.

6. Wearing revealing clothes makes you a slut.

7. Don’t have sex because everyone will think you’re a slut.

8. The worst thing you can possibly be is a slut.

9. But you still need to be sexually alluring and available. Just not a slut.

10. It is your responsibility not to get pregnant and your responsibility alone. However, if you do get pregnant, you cannot get an abortion because that’s just being selfish.

11. You don’t want to have children? That’s not how things are done. You’re not living up to your role as a woman.

12. Being upset and cognizant of your feelings is a sign of emotional and mental instability.

13. Lose weight.

14. But keep your curves. You’re not a real woman without them.

15. You don’t own the rights to your body.

16. If you notice any discrimination based on your sex or gender, it’s better to keep quiet because you don’t want to upset anyone. Silence is better than making someone uncomfortable.

17. It is your fault for being born a woman. And you should be ashamed.

keystonecougar:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

The devil still hasn’t taught me on witchcraft yet I’m still paying for my psychology tuition

keystonecougar:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

The devil still hasn’t taught me on witchcraft yet I’m still paying for my psychology tuition

themajesticmountainscold:

moffats-army:

theuppitynegras:

siuilaruin:

aria-brook:

gentlenight:

wallflowersperk:

penchant-for-raising-cain:

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

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I didn’t

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realise

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that 

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was 

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a

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bad

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thing

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Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

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yeah

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so sorry

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i can’t hear you

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over the sound

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of me crushing my enemies

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This list

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was looking

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a little

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white

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so here you go

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watch tha

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bodies hit

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tha floor

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this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank